MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This (video oficial)

 
 SONG LYRICS IN GREEN...INTERPRETATION OF THE SONG BY A PERSON WITH OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER IN ORANGE...LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!

U can’t touch this…U can’t touch this….U can’t touch this….U can’t touch this

Because it's very, very, very, very dirty

My, my, my, my music hits me so hard

1-2-3-4

Makes me say, “Oh my Lord!”

Thank you for blessing me

And not striking my dog dead when I forget to pray 4 times before meals

With a mind to rhyme and two hype feet

It feels good when you know you’re down

Look down-up, down-up, down-up, down-up

A super-dope homeboy from the Oak-town

And I’m known as such and this is a beat…U can’t touch

Because it's dirty

I told you homeboy

I need to go home and check the stove

U can’t touch this

Still dirty

Yeah, that’s how we’re livin’ and you know

I better go back home and check the stove

U can’t touch this

Filthy!

Look in my eyes man

Look down-up, down-up, down-up, down-up

U can’t touch this

I need a wipe

Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics

Fresh new kicks and pants

Changed my clothes, they were dirty

You got it like that now you know you wanna dance

1-2-3-4

So move, out of your seat

Come with me, I gotta go check the stove

And get a fly girl and catch this beat

But don't touch it, those fly-girls are dirty

While it’s rollin’, hold on

Roll with me back to my house - I have to check the stove

Pump a little bit and let know it’s goin’ on

OK, I checked it 4 times, it won't burn down now

Like that, like that

Repeat - Like that, Like that

Cold on a mission so fall on back

Let ‘em know, that you’re too much

5 is too much, 3 is not enough

And this is a beat... They can’t touch

Because it's dirty

Yo, I told you 

Something bad will happen

U can’t touch this

Wash, wash, wash, wash

Why you standin’ there man?

Get me more soap!

U can’t touch this

Keep scrubbing

Yo, sound the bell, schools in sucka

School = Germs

Give me a song or rhythm

Count it out 1-2-3-4

Makin’ em sweat that’s what I’me givin’ ‘em

I'm giving them soap - wash the sweat

Now they know, you talk to the Hammer, you’re talking a show

Is that a "Monk" reference

That’s hype and tight

I like hype and tight - I think

Singers are sweatin’ so pass them a wipe

Seriously, enough with the "Monk" references

Or tape to learn what it’s gonna take in the 90’s to burn

Burn? My house is on fire?  I have to go home again and check the stove

The charts; legit, either work hard or you might as well quit

I can't quit scrubbing

That’s word because you know

U can’t touch this

That's right, still dirty

U can’t touch this

Wash, wash, wash, wash

Break it down

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Stop, Hammer time

I can't stop!

Go with the flow it’s said

If you can’t groove this, then you probably are dead

Dead?  I knew it!

So wave your hands in the air

Wave them once, twice, three times, four

Bust a few moves run your fingers through your hair

Gross - hair is dirty

This is it for a winner

Dance to this and you’re gonna get thinner

Step it 1-2-3-4

Move, slide your rump; just for a minute let’s all do the bump

That sounds very dirty

Bump, bump, bump, bump

1-2-3-4

Yeah

U can’t touch this

Almost clean

Look man

I need more soap

U can’t touch this

Sooooo dirty

You better get hype boy cuz you know

I have to pray 4 times before dinner so God will keep my dog safe

U can’t touch this

My hands are raw

Ring the bell, schools back in

School = Germs 

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Stop, Hammer time

I can't stop!

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